Those New Hand Baggage Restrictions
[Moozik: Sugar Ray - Personal Space Invader]
Not only are the hand baggage restrictions a monumental pain in the arse for passengers, all those shops that you visit after you've been through the security checkpoint must be bloody annoyed as well.
...all passengers boarding flights to the USA and all the items they are carrying, including those acquired after the central screening point, must be subjected to secondary search at the boarding gate. Any liquids discovered must be removed from the passenger.
It will be interesting to hear how much money they lose because people can't buy the majority of the things they sell. And now that you can't take anything on the plane anymore, how will you amuse yourself?
Let's see...I guess masterbation is an option. Or perhaps I could pluck hairs from my head and weave something? Unravel the sweater I'm wearing and reknit it using two pens I will borrow from the cabin crew? Practice macrame with my shoelaces?
LOL. Yes masturbation would certainly be one option. But doesn't everyone do that on long flights anyway?
No?
You mean it's just me?
Ahem. ;-)