Those Early Morning Falls, Er, Walks

[Moozik: Angels & Agony - Surrender]

This morning before work I took my dogs out for a walk. Nothing unusual about that. But this morning, in a stunning attempt at comedy gold, I decided to liven things up a little.

My dog Foster decided that he didn't really fancy walking directly into a tree trunk and started moving to the right in order to avoid his moment of comedy gold. In doing so, his lead somehow got caught on my knee and I ended up bumping into his rear end.

What I did next can only really be described as making a total wanker out of myself. I sort of slipped, tripped, and bumped my own legs together while waving my arms around. This all ended with me falling flat on my face.

Of course, there were people watching. It's at this point when you realize that whatever you say or do cannot take away how much of a spaz you just made of yourself. So I just laughed, got up off the floor, and did a little bow to my five neighbours and mumbled something like "thanks, I'll be here all week".

I then walked as fast as is humanly possible around the corner in order to die of embarrassment. Oh yes, good times.