They Speak English In London?

[Moozik: The Sisters Of Mercy - Something Fast]

Simultaneously making Americans and professional athletes the world over very proud, I give you Channing Crowder of the Miami Dolphins.

He admitted he did not know until now where London was - or that Londoners spoke English.

"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that."