Dear ESPN
[Moozik: Indochine - L'aventurier]
Poker is not a sport. Calling it World Series of Poker still doesn't make it a sport. It's a game. I know you're seriously considering showing World Series of Monopoly next, but please don't. Can we just stick to, you know, sport? That's all I ask.
Yeh, I find watching other people play card games about as interesting as watching grass grow. But that's just me. Still, it could be worse, you could be watching ESPN's fantastic coverage of the hot dog eating championships. Go ESPN ;-)
Surely you can't mean that hot dog eating isn't a sport either? Ahem. When it comes to sport, it's ESPN for teh win!