She Doesn't Do Fast

[Moozik: Clan Of Xymox - Stranger]

I dunno, going 10mph on a motorway seems like a perfectly safe thing to do if you ask me. Ahem. There's no minimum speed limit on a motorway in England so it looks like the only thing they could get her for was driving without reasonable consideration.

A woman has been banned from driving for seven days after she drove along a motorway at speeds lower than 10mph.

Stephanie Cole, 58, of Fishponds, Bristol, repeatedly braked as she straddled the hard shoulder of the M32.

When police caught her there was a sign on her car which read: "I don't do fast. If I'm too slow for you DON'T hoot just overtake!"

Mrs Cole, who admitted driving without reasonable consideration, was also ordered to take another driving test.