That Tone

[Moozik: PJ Harvey - 50ft Queenie]

Something that never fails to amuse me are the ring tones people pick for their phones. Ring tones that I would have never associated with the person in question. The other night I was in the grocery store and heard Kanye West's Gold Digger (the uncensored version) blaring out of a phone. I looked up and it was an older gentleman, close to 70 I would imagine.

I looked at him to see if he was mortified that I heard it. You know, maybe his grandkids did it as a joke or something. But he had a sly little grin and was even nodding his head to the beat. I just stood there. Things that you shouldn't be subjected to number 187, excessive pensioner head noddery.