Surviving The Zombie Apocalypse
When the Zombies come, and believe me they're coming, I know where I'm heading first.
Then we'll be barricading ourselves in the local Costco. So if you're in Phoenix and a survivor, remember the secret knock on the Costco door and I'll let you in.
You're welcome.
Dear Zombies, I was totally kidding about the whole Costco thing. Really. We're probably in that field up in a tree in the total opposite direction. Honest.
Not to self: Go nowhere near Kevin or his home state. Both have an unhealthy obsession with firearms.
Dude, surely firearms are no good, you would have to kill them with your wood?
kapgar... I'm always amazed at the sort of weaponry you can legally buy here in the US. Won't ever get used to that, still a totally foreign concept to me no matter how long I live here ;-)
ian... and kill them it would sir. Good point.
Arizona has some of the most lax gun laws in the US. Which can be good if you are a fan of having the most firepower, but not good if you are a crazy freak that shows up with them to an event where the President is speaking at.
Rodney, Norman and Cooper's guns are acceptable, since they are simply trying to bring order to the galaxy.
marty... yeah it's really rather eye opening to go into a sporting goods store and see what they sell. Bizarre to say the least.
Dude! I want guns too. Many of them. Think we can get a discount if we do a joint venture thingy? :)
göran... I'm pretty sure we can get a bulk discount on those AK-47s mate.