Crickets
What happened was, a cricket got into a vent pipe on our roof. And is now stuck somewhere in the ceiling of the bathroom around the extractor fan. Which is about as fun as it sounds. So loud for one so smorl Mr Cricket.
Options: (a) move (b) take apart extractor fan housing and try to rescue the bugger (c) wait it out because how long could he last?
We're on day three.
UPDATE: well, bless him, he lasted another two days. That sound we hear is NO MORE CRICKET. Glorious.
Critters in the house making noise is very bothersome. Hope he hops his way out or ends up on the no more list.
While my wife would sooner move, I think waiting it out is going to be the thing.
Obviously the answer is you must move. Or burn your house down.
You and my wife think alike.