• No matter what room I'm in, my laptop power cable is always in the other room. See also: phone, reading glasses, heroin needle.

• Oliver Chesler, The Horrorist and one of the "bus kids" in Depeche Mode's 101 was on an episode of Blind Test wherein songs are guessed.

• Got to the grocery store as it opened, acquired toilet paper, walked out with a strut like I just won the lottery.